The Tech Offensive

Hey, everyone, it’s How Do I Shot Web!

How Do I Shot Web is a new Tech Offensive network show where we will teach you, the listener, how we do all the amazing things we do.

This week we discuss netcasting.

If you have a tech problem or question that you would like answered, send it to techoffensive (at) gmail.com, maybe we’ll do an ep about it.

On this episode:

• Leo Laporte, the man, the myth, the savior, the personal inspiration,
• The Alesis Multimix 8, the past,
• The Mackie Onyx 1620, the present, the future,
• GearMediaTech, a past and future reference for your recording gear needs,
• and also Skype, Audio Hijack, and other bullshit.

Also, in this episode, we cite this Tech Offensive post that cites this Leo Laporte Leoville.TV post. So I cite them both now.

Thanks so much to Jott Robertson and Ross Faulkenberg for joining the cast tonight.

So now, without further ado, here it is, HOW DO I SHOT WEB EPISODE ONE HOW WE SHOT NETCAST OMG CAPS <—–right click save as.

Hay guys, it’s The Tech Offensive Netcast 11.

This week on the Tech Offensive, Jott, Aaron, Shawn, Jacques, Austin, Bennett and Louie talk about:

• Earnings Earnings Earnings – Google, Microsoft, Apple, Nokia woohoo
• Bloggers vs. Scientologists – We are going to get sued
• MPAA – what a bunch of assholes

PICKS BABY PICKS

louie: cssedit
aaron: not on the guest list
jacques: www.webleeped.it
austin: fully flared by lakai
bennett: isquint
shawn: google

We also want to plug our upcoming Live from the Banana Stand featuring LONESOMERADIOHEART. It will be February 9 here at the Banana Stand, RSVP on our Myspace.

I was joined this week by Aaron Colter, Jott Robertson, Shawn Pike, Jacques Franz, Austin Dickson and Bennett Leader, special thanks to Shawn for joining us for the first time.

Download The Tech Offensive Netcast #11: Thank you, very much, for having me on, but, uh, I probably won’t do it again.

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“Oh, right. One more thing. This is the last Uncov. Ever. I have been getting tired of it, and this has been manifesting itself in my writing. After seeing the spectacle at the Crunchies, I think it’s finally time to quit.”

Makes me sad. I always thought the writer [Ted Dziuba] was probably a goon; always had great (probably Awful-forums derived) image macros.

Maybe if TechOffensive ever gets some readers he could find a home here.

Yeah, I didn’t think so either.

Go check out the archives at Uncov.com while they’re still up. Hopefully the Dziuba will still write somewhere.

Hey, look, I can do it too:

No, Wait,

THAT Cloverfield (but thanks to flickr user ‘helloimchuck’ for the CC-Attribution licensed image). Thanks to flickr user TV Squad Julia for the movie poster image.

Went to a midnight showing of Cloverfield in Portland last night (thanks Jott for going with me). My disbelief was suspended, my heart was racing. I thought it was entirely perfect. Don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie so intense.

This thread is about how awesome Cloverfield is. Please leave a comment if you’ve seen it, please go see it if you haven’t.

Hey, everyone, it’s The Tech Offensive Netcast 10 (NOT episode 11), Macworld 2008 coverage part deux. Also check out the first half of our Macworld netcast, and our original Macworld consolidated news post.

Due to technical difficulties*, this will be a rare CHOOSE YOUR OWN NETCAST edition of The Tech Offensive…when silence occurs, please assume that Aaron is uttering one of the following:

• a dick joke,
• a pussy joke (or reference to),
• a racist comment,
• something about strippers,
• something witty about how gay Ross is (even though he’s not on the cast).

Please also feel free to laugh or be offended accordingly.

Thanks again to Jacques Vaughn for returning to the cast, Scott Tridle for calling in for the first time and of course to Bennett Leader and Aaron Colter for joining us.

Download The Tech Offensive Netcast #10: Colter is Not in the Mix right here, right here, right click save as!

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*Colter not being in the mix.

Hay guys, it’s the Tech Offensive Netcast Ep. 9, Macworld discussion part the first.

If you missed Macworld, the announcements have been: Macbook Air, Time Capsule, iPhone/iTouch Updates, iTunes Movie Rentals and Apple TV updates. The original Macworld story list (and an amusing image of Carl Weathers) can be found here.

No picks this week, but thanks to Zach Kost, Mike Lee, Austin Dickson, Aaron Colter, Jott Robertson and Ross Faulkenberg for participating.

My apologies to Ross’s mother (Venetia Faulkenberg is a saint).

Download the Tech Offensive Netcast Episode 9: A Terabyte of Porn that You Can Share with Everyone Right Here! Right Click Save As!!

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MacbookAir…iPhone/Touch updates…AppleTV updates…iTunes movie rentals…TimeCapsule…holy shit

And a picture of Carl Weathers lifted from this dude’s flickr (that he lifted from Arrested Development) (nice ‘all rights reserved’)

Please check back soon for HOT HOT NETCAST ACTION discussing these announcements.

EDIT: View the whole keynote HERE (thanks TUAW).

Anyway, here is the NEWS:

… and look how excited we are!

I’ve uploaded all pictures taken with my camera to a Flickr account, but if you’d rather you can grab a zip of the whole set instead.

Vanessa was kind enough to send me a link to some pics she has from the party, they include pics from her camera:

and some Polaroids that Cassie took:

Vanessa took the pic of Clint being excited as well.

Jott also has some pics up in a .Mac Web Gallery, but really, who the fuck cares?

Ok, just kidding Jott, jeeze, chill out.

If you like the pictures, let us know: leave us a comment.

We’ve mentioned Fabriclive once or twice on the cast, so I thought this might be of interest. I guess Fabriclive expected something else when they tapped the hype act of ought-seven for the 37th installment of their ongoing mix series. Too much obscure French disco and novelty acts in the short mix killed it, and besides, clearing the rights on all that shit probably wouldn’t have been worth the cash. Ed Banger ends up releasing it as a Xmas gift for friends of the label and somehow it ends up on the internet(?!)Grab it from AsianManDan here: Justice at Fabriclive

Hey, Everyone, it’s The Tech Offensive Episode 8, in which is discussed:

• The death of HDDVD and what it means to poor people,
• The death of the OLPC and what it means to poor people,
• Copyright law as it relates to Brazilian people,
• The FCC as it relates to (hopefully) punishing the shit out of Comcast for stopping our stealing, and
• Ross’s birthday and how it relates to Louie taking his shirt off.

As always, we have picks too!!!

• Zach – ipowerhour, but with whiskey for double-seriousness
• Jane Sniper – Ross Faulkenberg’s Birthday
• Louie – Ross Faulkenberg’s Birth (but, really, NetNewsWire)
• Jott – The Unofficial Apple Weblog (but, really, naked Louie)
• Aaron – The Daily Show hosted by that scab Jon Stewart

TechOffensive and BananaStandMedia want to thank Tranquilazer and Deer or the Doe once again for the New Years show.

Greater Midwest is playing on January Eleventh at Berbati’s Pan, go see them.

Colter has blogs at FearingAmericans and ColourLovers, and he was on the front page of Digg, so go read him.

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