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<item><title>Tech Offensive #35: The Ben Herr Comedy Hour</title><link>http://www.bananastandmedia.com/?p=189</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO35.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 8/13/2008: Bennett and Louie talk about broadcasting greatness, Gmail's outage, italian pirates, fake piracy, the Olympics, Star Wars, New TV, CERN's rappers, hackers, and epic fails in space flight...visit us at http://www.bananastandmedia.com/</description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO35.mp3" length="33269956" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 8/13/2008: Bennett and Louie talk about broadcasting greatness, Gmail's outage, italian pirates, fake piracy, the Olympics, Star Wars, New TV, CERN's rappers, hackers, and epic fails in space flight...visit us at http://www.bananastandmedia.com/</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 8/13/2008: Bennett and Louie talk about broadcasting greatness, Gmail's outage, italian pirates, fake piracy, the Olympics, Star Wars, New TV, CERN's rappers, hackers, and epic fails in space flight...visit us at http://www.bananastandmedia.com/</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>01:09:19</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #34: I pooped on myself.</title><link>http://www.bananastandmedia.com/?p=187</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO34.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 7/31/2008: Sam, Scott, Dan and Louie talk about cheddarvision, Digg hotties, dirty vids, stealing, Knol, Cuil, knives, sharks, Zuck, Zune tattoos, and NFL online...visit us at http://www.bananastandmedia.com/</description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO34.mp3" length="38744575" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 7/31/2008: Sam, Scott, Dan and Louie talk about cheddarvision, Digg hotties, dirty vids, stealing, Knol, Cuil, knives, sharks, Zuck, Zune tattoos, and NFL online...visit us at http://www.bananastandmedia.com/</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 7/31/2008: Sam, Scott, Dan and Louie talk about cheddarvision, Digg hotties, dirty vids, stealing, Knol, Cuil, knives, sharks, Zuck, Zune tattoos, and NFL online...visit us at http://www.bananastandmedia.com/</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>01:20:43</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #33: You shake an iPhone when it's actin' like a bitch.</title><link>http://www.bananastandmedia.com/?page_id=183</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO33.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 7/23/2008: Aaron, Bennett, Dan and Louie talk about Christian Bale, The Dark Knight, Watchmen, Nintendo, baby penguins, computer mice, wardrobe malfunctions, E-ink and one ridiculous coffee maker...visit us at http://www.bananastandmedia.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO33.mp3" length="36704757" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 7/23/2008: Aaron, Bennett, Dan and Louie talk about Christian Bale, The Dark Knight, Watchmen, Nintendo, baby penguins, computer mice, wardrobe malfunctions, E-ink and one ridiculous coffee maker...visit us at http://www.bananastandmedia.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 7/23/2008: Aaron, Bennett, Dan and Louie talk about Christian Bale, The Dark Knight, Watchmen, Nintendo, baby penguins, computer mice, wardrobe malfunctions, E-ink and one ridiculous coffee maker...visit us at http://www.bananastandmedia.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>01:16:28</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #32: Wackety schmackety doo.</title><link>http://www.bananastandmedia.com/?p=180</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO32.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 7/17/2008: Conner, Dan, Aaron and Louie talk about Provigil, Ashley Dupre, Playboy, Hasselblad, the Olympics, Hellboy II, NPH, Spore, and Project Lore...visit us at http://www.bananastandmedia.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO32.mp3" length="28797095" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 7/17/2008: Conner, Dan, Aaron and Louie talk about Provigil, Ashley Dupre, Playboy, Hasselblad, the Olympics, Hellboy II, NPH, Spore, and Project Lore...visit us at http://www.bananastandmedia.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 7/17/2008: Conner, Dan, Aaron and Louie talk about Provigil, Ashley Dupre, Playboy, Hasselblad, the Olympics, Hellboy II, NPH, Spore, and Project Lore...visit us at http://www.bananastandmedia.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>01:00:00</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #31: iPhone iTacular</title><link>http://www.bananastandmedia.com/?p=179</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO31.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 7/13/2008: Aaron, Alayna, Scott, Sam and Louie talk about the iPhone 3G in a special Sunday episode...visit us at http://www.bananastandmedia.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO31.mp3" length="23461372" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 7/13/2008: Aaron, Alayna, Scott, Sam and Louie talk about the iPhone 3G in a special Sunday episode...visit us at http://www.bananastandmedia.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 7/13/2008: Aaron, Alayna, Scott, Sam and Louie talk about the iPhone 3G in a special Sunday episode...visit us at http://www.bananastandmedia.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:48:53</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #30: Does it feel like Nazi Germany?</title><link>http://www.bananastandmedia.com/?p=177</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO30.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 7/9/2008: Aaron, Austin, Jott, Bennett and Louie talk about dial-up, YouTube, racism, science, windbags, Facebook, NES mods and competitive eating...visit us at http://www.bananastandmedia.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO30.mp3" length="26851399" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 7/9/2008: Aaron, Austin, Jott, Bennett and Louie talk about dial-up, YouTube, racism, science, windbags, Facebook, NES mods and competitive eating...visit us at http://www.bananastandmedia.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 7/9/2008: Aaron, Austin, Jott, Bennett and Louie talk about dial-up, YouTube, racism, science, windbags, Facebook, NES mods and competitive eating...visit us at http://www.bananastandmedia.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:55:56</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #29: It breaks your brain.</title><link>http://www.bananastandmedia.com/?p=171</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO29.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 7/3/2008: Nick, Dan, Aaron and Louie talk about fashion, music, video, image fulturators, Diablo III, Kentucky, pot, piracy and Bill Gates...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO29.mp3" length="30136039" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 7/3/2008: Nick, Dan, Aaron and Louie talk about fashion, music, video, image fulturators, Diablo III, Kentucky, pot, piracy and Bill Gates...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 7/3/2008: Nick, Dan, Aaron and Louie talk about fashion, music, video, image fulturators, Diablo III, Kentucky, pot, piracy and Bill Gates...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>01:02:47</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>


<item><title>Tech Offensive #28: It's brown now.</title><link>http://www.bananastandmedia.com/?p=170</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO28.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 6/25/2008: Jott, Aaron and Louie talk about Avril Lavigne, social networking, 1 billion PCs, YouTube, iTunes, Time, Yahoo, Firefox 3, Mars and Earth...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO28.mp3" length="25904565" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 6/25/2008: Jott, Aaron and Louie talk about Avril Lavigne, social networking, 1 billion PCs, YouTube, iTunes, Time, Yahoo, Firefox 3, Mars and Earth...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 6/25/2008: Jott, Aaron and Louie talk about Avril Lavigne, social networking, 1 billion PCs, YouTube, iTunes, Time, Yahoo, Firefox 3, Mars and Earth...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:53:58</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>


<item><title>Tech Offensive #27: Hank Nicholas III, American Hero.</title><link>http://www.bananastandmedia.com/?p=164</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO27.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 6/18/2008: Julia, Bennett, Sam, Aaron and Louie discuss troubled billionaires, WWDC, Yahoocrosoft for the LAST TIME, Hulu, Metallica, Facebook, obscenities, R. Kelly, email's cost and the U.S. Open...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO27.mp3" length="31224310" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 6/19/2008: Julia, Bennett, Sam, Aaron and Louie discuss troubled billionaires, WWDC, Yahoocrosoft for the LAST TIME, Hulu, Metallica, Facebook, obscenities, R. Kelly, email's cost and the U.S. Open...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 6/19/2008: Julia, Bennett, Sam, Aaron and Louie discuss troubled billionaires, WWDC, Yahoocrosoft for the LAST TIME, Hulu, Metallica, Facebook, obscenities, R. Kelly, email's cost and the U.S. Open...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>01:05:03</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #26: The internet's the real winner here.</title><link>http://www.bananastandmedia.com/?p=163</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO26.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 6/7/2008: Scott, Sam, Ross and Jott discuss Bananas, Rev3, Digg, WWDC, Dean Kamen, LIVE TV, Beaumont, Texas, Barack Obama and the Flip Camera...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO26.mp3" length="38650682" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 6/7/2008: Scott, Sam, Ross and Jott discuss Bananas, Rev3, Digg, WWDC, Dean Kamen, LIVE TV, Beaumont, Texas, Barack Obama and the Flip Camera...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 6/7/2008: Scott, Sam, Ross and Jott discuss Bananas, Rev3, Digg, WWDC, Dean Kamen, LIVE TV, Beaumont, Texas, Barack Obama and the Flip Camera...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>01:20:31</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>


<item><title>Tech Offensive #25: The Silver Anniversary</title><link>http://www.bananastandmedia.com/?p=160</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO25.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 5/28/2008: Kevin, Bennett, Jott, Ross and Louie discuss: movie linking fines, Gamestop dropping the Zune, American Idol, Microsoft, bad jobs, Steven Spielberg, Watchmen and Honda...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO25.mp3" length="36879660" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 5/28/2008: Kevin, Bennett, Jott, Ross and Louie discuss: movie linking fines, Gamestop dropping the Zune, American Idol, Microsoft, bad jobs, Steven Spielberg, Watchmen and Honda...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 5/28/2008: Kevin, Bennett, Jott, Ross and Louie discuss: movie linking fines, Gamestop dropping the Zune, American Idol, Microsoft, bad jobs, Steven Spielberg, Watchmen and Honda...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>01:16:50</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #24: Take a picture from the neck down</title><link>http://www.bananastandmedia.com/?p=155</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO24.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 5/22/2008: Dan, Bennett, Aaron and Louie discuss the OLPC, Napster, Netflix in a set-top, Ars Technica, John Mayer, mechanical limbs, beer pong, Rev3 on Hulu, CBS and CNET, and the return of Microhoo...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO24.mp3" length="24941491" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 5/22/2008: Dan, Bennett, Aaron and Louie discuss the OLPC, Napster, Netflix in a set-top, Ars Technica, John Mayer, mechanical limbs, beer pong, Rev3 on Hulu, CBS and CNET, and the return of Microhoo...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 5/22/2008: Dan, Bennett, Aaron and Louie discuss the OLPC, Napster, Netflix in a set-top, Ars Technica, John Mayer, mechanical limbs, beer pong, Rev3 on Hulu, CBS and CNET, and the return of Microhoo...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:51:58</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>


<item><title>Tech Offensive #23: A very intimate situation</title><link>http://www.bananastandmedia.com/?p=148</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO23.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 5/14/2008: Sam, Aaron, Scott and Louie discuss streaming music, trouble for digg, HBO on iTunes, TechCrunch's "journalism," violent children, TorrentSpy's Fine and online pizza...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO23.mp3" length="23156860" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 5/14/2008: Sam, Aaron, Scott and Louie discuss streaming music, trouble for digg, HBO on iTunes, TechCrunch's "journalism," violent children, TorrentSpy's Fine and online pizza...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 5/14/2008: Sam, Aaron, Scott and Louie discuss streaming music, trouble for digg, HBO on iTunes, TechCrunch's "journalism," violent children, TorrentSpy's Fine and online pizza...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:48:15</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #22: Desperate for Relevancy</title><link>http://techoffensive.com/2008/05/08/tech-offensive-22-desperate-for-relevancy/</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO22.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 5/7/2008: Kevin, Aaron, Bennett, Nick and Louie discuss Twitter, Microhoo, XP SP3, Zune, Metallica, NIN, Newspapers and GTA IV...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO22.mp3" length="25975597" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Wed, 7 May 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 5/7/2008: Kevin, Aaron, Bennett, Nick and Louie discuss Twitter, Microhoo, XP SP3, Zune, Metallica, NIN, Newspapers and GTA IV...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 5/7/2008: Kevin, Aaron, Bennett, Nick and Louie discuss Twitter, Microhoo, XP SP3, Zune, Metallica, NIN, Newspapers and GTA IV...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:54:07</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #21: It makes your d!@k look bigger</title><link>http://techoffensive.com/2008/04/24/tech-offensive-21-it-makes-your-dick-look-bigger/</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO21.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 4/23/2008: Nick, Austin, Jott, Aaron, Bennett, and Louie discuss P2P, gaming sales, the Olympic torch, PETA, Ning, Skype, YouTube, Seinfeld, and Hulu Love Michael...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO21.mp3" length="26682933" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 4/23/2008: Nick, Austin, Jott, Aaron, Bennett, and Louie discuss P2P, gaming sales, the Olympic torch, PETA, Ning, Skype, YouTube, Seinfeld, and Hulu Love Michael...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 4/23/2008: Nick, Austin, Jott, Aaron, Bennett, and Louie discuss P2P, gaming sales, the Olympic torch, PETA, Ning, Skype, YouTube, Seinfeld, and Hulu Love Michael...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:55:35</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #20: Banana Street Pears</title><link>http://techoffensive.com/2008/04/17/tech-offensive-20-banana-street-pears/</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO20.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 4/16/2008:  Jeremy, Aaron, Jott and Louie discuss CAPTCHAs, YouTube, Flickr, Doughnuts, RED cameras, Amazon MP3s, Open Macs, a P2P Bill of Rights, and cellphones in Cuba...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO20.mp3" length="22254249" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 4/16/2008:  Jeremy, Aaron, Jott and Louie discuss CAPTCHAs, YouTube, Flickr, Doughnuts, RED cameras, Amazon MP3s, Open Macs, a P2P Bill of Rights, and cellphones in Cuba...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 4/16/2008:  Jeremy, Aaron, Jott and Louie discuss CAPTCHAs, YouTube, Flickr, Doughnuts, RED cameras, Amazon MP3s, Open Macs, a P2P Bill of Rights, and cellphones in Cuba...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:46:21</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>


<item><title>Tech Offensive #19: That makes sense, it’s Florida.</title><link>http://techoffensive.com/2008/04/11/tech-offensive-19-that-makes-sense-its-florida/</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO19.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 4/10/2008:  Austin, Bennett, Jott, Ross and Louie discuss Time's top blogs, Yahoocrocorponlinsoftspace, Charles Manson, Friday Night Lights, Myspace Music, Apple's Music, Radiohead's Stems, the web's most hated, Craigslist, cheer-led beatdowns, and Amazons SMS sales...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO19.mp3" length="19725244" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 4/10/2008:  Austin, Bennett, Jott, Ross and Louie discuss Time's top blogs, Yahoocrocorponlinsoftspace, Charles Manson, Friday Night Lights, Myspace Music, Apple's Music, Radiohead's Stems, the web's most hated, Craigslist, cheer-led beatdowns, and Amazons SMS sales...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 4/10/2008:  Austin, Bennett, Jott, Ross and Louie discuss Time's top blogs, Yahoocrocorponlinsoftspace, Charles Manson, Friday Night Lights, Myspace Music, Apple's Music, Radiohead's Stems, the web's most hated, Craigslist, cheer-led beatdowns, and Amazons SMS sales...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:41:06</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #18: Ah, man…you’re gonna get put on a list.</title><link>http://techoffensive.com/2008/04/03/tech-offensive-18-ah-manyoure-gonna-get-put-on-a-list/</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO18.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 4/2/2008:  Louie and Kathy, Joe, Bennett, Jott, Austin, Ross and Aaron discuss valuable blogs, online apps, WiMax, Slingshots (not the kind you think), bloatware, subscription music, comcast screwing users and April Fools on the web....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO18.mp3" length="28010430" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Wed, 2 Apr 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 4/2/2008:  Louie and Kathy, Joe, Bennett, Jott, Austin, Ross and Aaron discuss valuable blogs, online apps, WiMax, Slingshots (not the kind you think), bloatware, subscription music, comcast screwing users and April Fools on the web....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 4/2/2008:  Louie and Kathy, Joe, Bennett, Jott, Austin, Ross and Aaron discuss valuable blogs, online apps, WiMax, Slingshots (not the kind you think), bloatware, subscription music, comcast screwing users and April Fools on the web....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:58:21</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>


<item><title>Tech Offensive #17: Merkins exist, man.</title><link>http://techoffensive.com/2008/03/20/tech-offensive-17-merkins-exist-man/</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO17.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 3/19/2008:  Louie and guests Matthew, Scott, Ross and Jott discuss Ashley Alexandra Dupre (Kristen), Yahoo! Buzz, Yahoo! earnings, 900 juicy MHz, Verizon, P4P, Bebo, addiction and our picks.......visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO17.mp3" length="24017003" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 3/19/2008:  Louie and guests Matthew, Scott, Ross and Jott discuss Ashley Alexandra Dupre (Kristen), Yahoo! Buzz, Yahoo! earnings, 900 juicy MHz, Verizon, P4P, Bebo, addiction and our picks.......visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 3/19/2008:  Louie and guests Matthew, Scott, Ross and Jott discuss Ashley Alexandra Dupre (Kristen), Yahoo! Buzz, Yahoo! earnings, 900 juicy MHz, Verizon, P4P, Bebo, addiction and our picks.......visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:50:12</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>


<item><title>Tech Offensive #16: Give her a call sometime, Zuck.</title><link>http://techoffensive.com/2008/03/13/tech-offensive-16-give-her-a-call-sometime-zuck/</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO16.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 3/12/2008:  Louie and guests Alayna, Ross, Aaron and Jott discuss: Google/Doubleclick, Hulu, YouTube's new APIs, Yahoocrosoftmicro, Beatles on iTunes, the iPhone SDK, Zuck's billions, MPAA's billions, IE8 and our picks.......visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO16.mp3" length="25552734" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 3/12/2008:  Louie and guests Alayna, Ross, Aaron and Jott discuss: Google/Doubleclick, Hulu, YouTube's new APIs, Yahoocrosoftmicro, Beatles on iTunes, the iPhone SDK, Zuck's billions, MPAA's billions, IE8 and our picks.......visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 3/12/2008:  Louie and guests Alayna, Ross, Aaron and Jott discuss: Google/Doubleclick, Hulu, YouTube's new APIs, Yahoocrosoftmicro, Beatles on iTunes, the iPhone SDK, Zuck's billions, MPAA's billions, IE8 and our picks.......visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:53:14</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #15: So limited it's not even worth an upgrade.</title><link>http://techoffensive.com/2008/03/06/tech-offensive-netcast-15-so-limited-its-not-even-worth-an-upgrade/</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO15.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 3/5/2008:  Louie and guests Bennett, Ross, Jott and Aaron and these stories: Jimmy Wales is a bad bad boy, So is some douchebag of a marine, Apple does some shit, Pakistan breaks youtube, Google’s dropping, Netscape is dead (really dead), but Firefox is alive, and Monster Cables aren’t worth a shit....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO15.mp3" length="19798150" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 3/5/2008:  Louie and guests Bennett, Ross, Jott and Aaron and these stories: Jimmy Wales is a bad bad boy, So is some douchebag of a marine, Apple does some shit, Pakistan breaks youtube, Google’s dropping, Netscape is dead (really dead), but Firefox is alive, and Monster Cables aren’t worth a shit....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 3/5/2008:  Louie and guests Bennett, Ross, Jott and Aaron and these stories: Jimmy Wales is a bad bad boy, So is some douchebag of a marine, Apple does some shit, Pakistan breaks youtube, Google’s dropping, Netscape is dead (really dead), but Firefox is alive, and Monster Cables aren’t worth a shit....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:41:15</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive, Louie Herr</itunes:keywords></item>


<item><title>Tech Offensive #14: It’s a half strippers and cocaine/half cash offer.</title><link>http://techoffensive.com/2008/02/22/tech-offensive-episode-14-tech-offensive-14-its-a-half-strippers-and-cocainehalf-cash-offer/</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO14.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 2/21/2008:  Louie and guests Bennett, Jott, Scott and Aaron discuss:  HDDVD's (actual) death, the continuing Yahoocrosoft chronicles, Microsoft's new open initiative, the RIAA's new training video, Apple stuff, search demographics, nano-technology and space rocketry....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO14.mp3" length="18511347" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 2/21/2008:  Louie and guests Bennett, Jott, Scott and Aaron discuss:  HDDVD's (actual) death, the continuing Yahoocrosoft chronicles, Microsoft's new open initiative, the RIAA's new training video, Apple stuff, search demographics, nano-technology and space rocketry....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 2/21/2008:  Louie and guests Bennett, Jott, Scott and Aaron discuss:  HDDVD's (actual) death, the continuing Yahoocrosoft chronicles, Microsoft's new open initiative, the RIAA's new training video, Apple stuff, search demographics, nano-technology and space rocketry....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:38:34</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive, Louie Herr</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #13: Yeah, back that data up, bitch.</title><link>http://techoffensive.com/2008/02/16/the-tech-offensive-episode-13-yeah-back-that-data-up-bitch/</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO13.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 2/16/2008:  Louie and guests Bennett, Jott, Ross and Aaron discuss:  failing XBox360s, failing bids for Yahoo, fixes for Leopard (and other Apple bullshit), clickthroughs and online video, Hot or Not, and the apparent end of the format wars...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO13.mp3" length="19201766" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 2/16/2008:  Louie and guests Bennett, Jott, Ross and Aaron discuss:  failing XBox360s, failing bids for Yahoo, fixes for Leopard (and other Apple bullshit), clickthroughs and online video, Hot or Not, and the apparent end of the format wars...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 2/16/2008:  Louie and guests Bennett, Jott, Ross and Aaron discuss:  failing XBox360s, failing bids for Yahoo, fixes for Leopard (and other Apple bullshit), clickthroughs and online video, Hot or Not, and the apparent end of the format wars...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:40:00</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive, Louie Herr</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #12: Rich with love and friendship</title><link>http://techoffensive.com/2008/02/07/the-tech-offensive-episode-12-rich-with-love-and-friendship/</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO12.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 2/05/2008:  Louie, Ross, Jott and Bennett discuss the 700-MHz Spectrum auction, undersea cables, iPhones and iPod Touches, Physics cards, Podcasts (on a podcast…it’s meta!), Oxycontin, Barack Obama, YahSoft(!), and gadget spending....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO12.mp3" length="24038704" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Wed, 05 Feb 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 2/05/2008:  Louie, Ross, Jott and Bennett discuss the 700-MHz Spectrum auction, undersea cables, iPhones and iPod Touches, Physics cards, Podcasts (on a podcast…it’s meta!), Oxycontin, Barack Obama, YahSoft(!), and gadget spending....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 2/05/2008:  Louie, Ross, Jott and Bennett discuss the 700-MHz Spectrum auction, undersea cables, iPhones and iPod Touches, Physics cards, Podcasts (on a podcast…it’s meta!), Oxycontin, Barack Obama, YahSoft(!), and gadget spending....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:52:07</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive, Louie Herr</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>How Do I Shot Web #1: How do I shot netcast?</title><link>http://techoffensive.com/2008/01/31/how-do-i-shot-web-1-how-do-i-shot-netcast/</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/howdoishotweb/SW1.mp3</guid><description>How Do I Shot Web #1: How Do I Shot Web is a new Tech Offensive network show where we will teach you, the listener, how we do all the amazing things we do.On this episode: Leo Laporte, the man, the myth, the savior, the personal inspiration, The Alesis Multimix 8, the past, The Mackie Onyx 1620, the present, the future, GearMediaTech, a past and future reference for your recording gear needs, and also Skype, Audio Hijack, and other bullshit...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/howdoishotweb/SW1.mp3" length="24038704" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>How Do I Shot Web #1: How Do I Shot Web is a new Tech Offensive network show where we will teach you, the listener, how we do all the amazing things we do.On this episode: Leo Laporte, the man, the myth, the savior, the personal inspiration, The Alesis Multimix 8, the past, The Mackie Onyx 1620, the present, the future, GearMediaTech, a past and future reference for your recording gear needs, and also Skype, Audio Hijack, and other bullshit...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>How Do I Shot Web #1: How Do I Shot Web is a new Tech Offensive network show where we will teach you, the listener, how we do all the amazing things we do.On this episode: Leo Laporte, the man, the myth, the savior, the personal inspiration, The Alesis Multimix 8, the past, The Mackie Onyx 1620, the present, the future, GearMediaTech, a past and future reference for your recording gear needs, and also Skype, Audio Hijack, and other bullshit...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:29:06</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>


<item><title>Tech Offensive #11: Thank you, very much, for having me on, but, uh, I probably won’t do it again.</title><link>http://techoffensive.com/2008/01/25/the-tech-offensive-episode-11-thank-you-very-much-for-having-me-on-but-uh-i-probably-wont-do-it-again/</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO11.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 1/25/2008: This week on the Tech Offensive, Jott, Aaron, Shawn, Jacques, Austin, Bennett and Louie talk about: Earnings Earnings Earnings - Google, Microsoft, Apple, Nokia woohoo, Bloggers vs. Scientologists - We are going to get sued, MPAA - what a bunch of assholes, and picks....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO11.mp3" length="43701693" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 1/25/2008: This week on the Tech Offensive, Jott, Aaron, Shawn, Jacques, Austin, Bennett and Louie talk about: Earnings Earnings Earnings - Google, Microsoft, Apple, Nokia woohoo, Bloggers vs. Scientologists - We are going to get sued, MPAA - what a bunch of assholes, and picks....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 1/25/2008: This week on the Tech Offensive, Jott, Aaron, Shawn, Jacques, Austin, Bennett and Louie talk about: Earnings Earnings Earnings - Google, Microsoft, Apple, Nokia woohoo, Bloggers vs. Scientologists - We are going to get sued, MPAA - what a bunch of assholes, and picks....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:45:31</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #10: Colter is NOT in the mix</title><link>http://techoffensive.com/2008/01/18/the-tech-offensive-episode-10-colter-is-not-in-the-mix/</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO10.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 1/17/2008: Macworld 2008 Commentary part 2: Macbook Air, Time Capsule, iPhone, iTouch, iTunes Movie Rentals and Apple TV updates...featuring Jacques Franz, Aaron Colter, Bennett Leader and Scott Tridle....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO10.mp3" length="49500374" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 1/17/2008: Macworld 2008 Commentary part 2: Macbook Air, Time Capsule, iPhone, iTouch, iTunes Movie Rentals and Apple TV updates...featuring Jacques Franz, Aaron Colter, Bennett Leader and Scott Tridle....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 1/17/2008: Macworld 2008 Commentary part 2: Macbook Air, Time Capsule, iPhone, iTouch, iTunes Movie Rentals and Apple TV updates...featuring Jacques Franz, Aaron Colter, Bennett Leader and Scott Tridle....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:51:34</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #9: A Terabyte of Porn that You Can Share with Everyone</title><link>http://techoffensive.com/2008/01/17/the-tech-offensive-episode-9-a-terabyte-of-porn-that-you-can-share-with-everyone/</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO9.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 1/16/2008: Macworld 2008 Commentary part 1: Macbook Air, Time Capsule, iPhone, iTouch, iTunes Movie Rentals and Apple TV updates...featuring Ross Faulkenberg, Aaron Colter, Jott Robertson, Austin Dickson, Mike Lee and Zach Kost....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO9.mp3" length="43229076" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:45:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 1/16/2008: Macworld 2008 Commentary part 1: Macbook Air, Time Capsule, iPhone, iTouch, iTunes Movie Rentals and Apple TV updates...featuring Ross Faulkenberg, Aaron Colter, Jott Robertson, Austin Dickson, Mike Lee and Zach Kost....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 1/16/2008: Macworld 2008 Commentary part 1: Macbook Air, Time Capsule, iPhone, iTouch, iTunes Movie Rentals and Apple TV updates...featuring Ross Faulkenberg, Aaron Colter, Jott Robertson, Austin Dickson, Mike Lee and Zach Kost....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:39:44</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>


<item><title>Tech Offensive #8: Jack the Ripper was a Netcaster </title><link>http://techoffensive.com/2008/01/11/the-tech-offensive-episode-8-jack-the-ripper-was-a-netcaster/</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO8.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 1/9/2008: The death of HDDVD and what it means to poor people, the death of the OLPC and what it means to poor people, copyright law as it relates to Brazilian people, the FCC as it relates to (hopefully) punishing the shit out of Comcast for stopping our stealing, and Ross's birthday and how it relates to Louie taking his shirt off....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO8.mp3" length="45452447" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 1/9/2008: The death of HDDVD and what it means to poor people, the death of the OLPC and what it means to poor people, copyright law as it relates to Brazilian people, the FCC as it relates to (hopefully) punishing the shit out of Comcast for stopping our stealing, and Ross's birthday and how it relates to Louie taking his shirt off....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 1/9/2008: The death of HDDVD and what it means to poor people, the death of the OLPC and what it means to poor people, copyright law as it relates to Brazilian people, the FCC as it relates to (hopefully) punishing the shit out of Comcast for stopping our stealing, and Ross's birthday and how it relates to Louie taking his shirt off....visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:48:20</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #7: Where's the filth? </title><link>http://techoffensive.com/?p=22</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO7.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 12/19/07: Google's Knol vs, Wikipedia:  Just buy them already; Google's Android is buggy and ugly, Coming soon: Live from the Banana Stand; the Allen spectrum; tech disappointments (not life disappointments); other shit...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO7.mp3" length="34800361" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:30:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 12/19/07: Google's Knol vs, Wikipedia:  Just buy them already; Google's Android is buggy and ugly, Coming soon: Live from the Banana Stand; the Allen spectrum; tech disappointments (not life disappointments); other shit...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 12/19/07: Google's Knol vs, Wikipedia:  Just buy them already; Google's Android is buggy and ugly, Coming soon: Live from the Banana Stand; the Allen spectrum; tech disappointments (not life disappointments); other shit...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:48:20</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>
<item><title>Tech Offensive #6: Certified for Failure </title><link>http://techoffensive.com/?p=11</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO6.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 12/13/07: W00t is the word of the year - w00t; Ask.com allows users to clear search archives - 65% of people use Google, Ask only 4%; Microsoft changes “Playsforsure” to “Certified for Windows Vista” - a DRM by any other name…; Jetpacks! - come on, jetpacks bro...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO6.mp3" length="48595401" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:30:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 12/13/07: W00t is the word of the year - w00t; Ask.com allows users to clear search archives - 65% of people use Google, Ask only 4%; Microsoft changes “Playsforsure” to “Certified for Windows Vista” - a DRM by any other name…; Jetpacks! - come on, jetpacks bro...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 12/13/07: W00t is the word of the year - w00t; Ask.com allows users to clear search archives - 65% of people use Google, Ask only 4%; Microsoft changes “Playsforsure” to “Certified for Windows Vista” - a DRM by any other name…; Jetpacks! - come on, jetpacks bro...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:50:37</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #5: Happy Birthday Sexual Laser</title><link>http://techoffensive.com/?p=10</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO5.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 12/5/07: Facebook Beacon, Google and the 700mhz auction, Merkins, Gamespot, Amazon, topless video games...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO5.mp3" length="54442238" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:30:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 12/5/07: Facebook Beacon, Google and the 700mhz auction, Merkins, Gamespot, Amazon, topless video games...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 12/5/07: Facebook Beacon, Google and the 700mhz auction, Merkins, Gamespot, Amazon, topless video games...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:56:43</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #4: Adventures in Netcasting</title><link>http://techoffensive.com/?p=9</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO4.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 11/28/07: Kindle, gDrive, ChaCha...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO4.mp3" length="37254900" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:30:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 11/28/07: Kindle, gDrive, ChaCha...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 11/28/07: Kindle, gDrive, ChaCha...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:38:48</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #3: In a Google Future</title><link>http://techoffensive.com/?p=7</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO3.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 11/13/07: New Zunes, new Mac ads, NBC Direct, a douche, Prince, Demonoid...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO3.mp3" length="35434727" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:30:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 11/13/07: New Zunes, new Mac ads, NBC Direct, a douche, Prince, Demonoid...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 11/13/07: New Zunes, new Mac ads, NBC Direct, a douche, Prince, Demonoid...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:36:55</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Tech Offensive #2: Austin says Dinosaur and Bennett just posts “OMG Faced”</title><link>http://techoffensive.com/?p=3</link><guid>http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO2.mp3</guid><description>Tech Offensive Netcast for 11/8/07: Google's Android, Myspace, Facebook, Penis Enlargement, Writers Striking...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </description><enclosure url="http://www.techoffensive.com/Content/Netcast/techoffensive/TO2.mp3" length="37765274" type="audio/mpeg"/><category>Podcasts</category><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:30:00 -0800</pubDate><itunes:author>The Tech Offensive</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tech Offensive Netcast for 11/8/07: Google's Android, Myspace, Facebook, Penis Enlargement, Writers Striking...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Tech Offensive Netcast for 11/8/07: Google's Android, Myspace, Facebook, Penis Enlargement, Writers Striking...visit us at http://www.techoffensive.com/ </itunes:summary><itunes:duration>00:39:20</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tech, offensive, tech offensive</itunes:keywords></item>

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